The Best/Worst Fantasy Football Team Names of 2019 (So Far)

Football season is in the air!  Time to join a fantasy league (AND make sure to join our Pro Football Pick ‘Em contest!)

Whether or not your team does any good doesn’t matter as long as your team’s NAME is better than the rest of the lame-o’s in your league!

Now a list of some of the best (worst?) compiled  from players in the ESPN league that you are welcome to steal! Good luck this season!

Running back-themed fantasy football team names

Say you, Saquon
Oh, Saquon you see
King 'Quon
A Scanner Barkley
Kamara Borealis
Instant Kamara
Michelangelo's David Johnson
Zeke Squad
Zeke and Destroy
Zeke and Ye Shall Find
This Gurley's On Fire
Le'Veon Let Die
Le'Veon a Prayer
Le'Veon on a Jet Plane
Not Your Average Joe Mixon
Mixon Match
Mixontape Feat. Joe
Dalvin and the Chip Hunks
Conner Among Thieves
Hot Chubb Time Machine
Kerryon My Wayward Son
Stow Your Kerryon
Forgive and Fournette
Little Len Fournette
Sony Side Up
Cold as Guice
Guice Infestation
I Kalen Like a Wrecking Ballage
Kalen Me Smalls
Big Ballage Brand

Wide Receiver theme
Hooked on a Thielen
You've Got That Loving Thielen
7th Evans
Stairway to Evans
That's Amari
Amari 2600
Is It Too Late to Say Amari?
Godwin Bless America
Godwin Or Go Home
You Play to Godwin the Game
Golladay Inn Express
My Kupp Runneth Over
Keke, Do You Love Me?
Feeling Coutee Might Delete Later
T.D. Metcalf
Radioactive D.K.
How I Metcalf Your Mother
N'Keal Before Zod
N'Kealin Me Softly
Captain and N'Keal
Andy Isabella the Ball
DJ Chark Doodoodoodoodoo

Quarterback theme
Rolling with Mahomes
Country Roads, Take Mahomes
Sherlock Mahomes
Luck Be a Brady
Deshaun of the Dead
It's Always Darkest Before Deshaun
Aaron on the Side of Caution
Carson Investigator
Attempted Carson
White Picket Wentz
Barbed Wire Wentz
Baker's Mark
Wake and Baker
Mayfield of Dreams
Peaceful, Brees-y Thielen
Green Eggs and Cam
Goff and Running
I'm About to Go Goff
Dak to the Future
Dak in Black
Return of the Dak
Baby Got Dak
Hit Me with Your Prescott
Kyler the Creator
Kyler Soze
Natural Born Kylers
Thrill Murray
There's Something About Murray

Tight End theme
Kelce Handler
Ertz So Good
Love Ertz
Kittle League
Kittle Corn
Kittle Big Town
Vance Like No One is Watching
Vance in My Pants
Mary Kate and Greg Olsen
Fant-asy Team
You Fant Touch This
Don't Talk to Me or My Hockenson Ever Again
Hockenson Loogies

Kicker theme
Zuerlein'd Coat
Bad Mother Tucker
Yippee Ki-Yay Justin Tucker
Livin' On A Prater