Football season is in the air!  Time to join a fantasy league AND get your picks in for this weekend's games in our Pigskin Pick 'Em contest!
Whether or not your team does any good doesn't matter as long as your team's NAME is better than the rest of the lame-o's in your league!

I've compiled a list of some of the best (worst?) that you are welcome to steal!  Good luck this season!

From the folks at
Slob On My Cobb
Turn Your Head and Coughlin
No Bush More Johnson
Geno Grigio
Forgetting Brandon Marshall
The Walking Dez
Wilfork On First Date
Brady Gaga
Gronky Punch
Phallus Cowboys
1.21 JJ Watts
Victorious Secret
Forte Inch Ditka
Yippee Ki Yay, Justin Tucker
I’m Here So I Won’t Get Fined
Manziel In Distress
Last Year I Got Screwed By The Giant’s D
Luck Her Right In the Percy
God Hates Jags
InGlorious Staffords
Suh-Tang Clan
Mott Farte
Dude, You’re Getting Odell!
Hernandez’s Hitmen
Irritable Bowles Syndrome
GWARshawn Lynch
Romosexual Dezbians
The Golden Tate Warriors
Rudolph the Redzone Reindeer
Le’Veon My Wayward Son
U Down w/ ODB? (Jamaal Know Me)
The Forsett Awakens
Multiple Scoregasms
PSI Love You
Your Team Suggs
Tittsburgh Feelers
Flacco Seagulls
The Full Monte

Roger Rodgers whats our vector Victor? / Aaron Rodgers & Victor Cruz
Adrian BeatHerSon / Adrian Peterson
Tickle Me Al-Mo / Alfred Morris
Cooper Troopers / Amari Cooper
Abdullah Oblongata / Ameer Abdullah
Ellington Coat Factory / Andre Ellington
10% Luck/20% Skittles / Andrew Luck & Marshawn Lynch
Luck her right in the Percy / Andrew Luck & Percy Harvin
Foster’s AustrARIAN for beer / Arian Foster
A Mingo ate my Brady / Barkevious Mingo & Tom Brady
Ben there raped that / Ben Roethlisberger
Bill Cosby’s Sleepers / Bill Cosby
You Sankeyed my battleship / Bishop Sankey
Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles / Blake Bortles
Quick! Decker and Hyde / Brian Quick & Eric Decker & Carlos Hyde
My Johnson is Burfict / Calvin Johnson & Vontaze Burfict
Calvin and Cobbes / Calvin Johnson & Randall Cobb
Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam! / Cam Newton
Hyde your kids Hyde your wife / Carlos Hyde
Hyde your Bush, I have V.D. / Carlos Hyde & Reggie Bush & Vernon Davis
You Kaepernick the future / Colin Kaepernick
De more de maryius / Demaryius Thomas
Final Dez-tination / Dez Bryant
Teach me how to Dougie / Doug Martin
Breesus, King of the Drews / Drew Brees
Taste the Dwaynebowe / Dwayne Bowe
Lacy underwear makes my Dix bigger / Eddie Lacy & Ha-Ha Clinton Dix
Erect Dicker / Eric Decker
Multiple Goregasms / Frank Gore
Geno 9-1-1 / Geno Smith
HaHa Monica Loves Clinton Dix / HaHa Clinton-Dix
High as Hill on A.J’s Green / Jeremy Hill / A.J. Green
Turn down for Watt / J.J. Watt
Insane Clowney Posse / Jadeveon Clowney
You Winston, you lose some / Jameis Winston
Landry Detergent / Jarvis Landry
InstaJimmyGraham / Jimmy Graham
Manziel in distress / Johnny Manziel
Ladies and Edelman / Julian Edelman
Le’Veon on a prayer / Le’Veon Bell
Backfields and McCoys / LeSean McCoy
My Favorite Marshawn / Marshawn Lynch
Not my Forte / Matt Forte
Stafford Infection / Matthew Stafford
I have Crabs and V.D. / Michael Crabtree & Vernon Davis
Mike Vick in a box / Michael Vick
Stairway to Evans / Mike Evans
Montee Wrecking Ball / Montee Ball
One Ball, Two Johnsons / Montee Ball & Andre Johnson & Calvin Johnson
Suh Girls, One Cup / Ndamukong Suh
The SUHciopath / Ndamukong Suh
Agholorious Bradford’s / Nelson Agholor & Sam Bradford
For Whom Odell Tolls / Odell Beckham Jr.
Ya down with ODB? / Odell Beckham Jr.
May God have Percy on your goal / Percy Harvin
Touch my Percy and I’ll Suh / Percy Harvin & Ndamakong Suh
My Percy’s Vernon and it Ertz / Percy Harvin & Vernon Davis & Zach Ertz
In a van down by the Rivers / Philip Rivers
50 Shades of Ray / Ray Rice
Bush is not my Forte / Reggie Bush & Matt Forte
Its Wayning Men / Reggie Wayne
When it Waynes, It Gores / Reggie Wayne & Frank Gore
ABC, Easy as RG3 / Robert Griffin III
Every day I’m Russell’n / Russell Wilson
Russell’n my Jimmies / Russell Wilson & Jimmy Graham
Tannesaurus Rex / Ryan Tannehill
Don’t Pull a Hammy Watkins! / Sammy Watkins
Rage Against the Vereen / Shane Vereen
Lucked your Gurley’s Percy / Todd Gurley & Andrew Luck & Percy Harvin
T.Ylenol P.M. / T.Y. Hilton & Peyton Manning
Troubled Bridgewaters / Teddy Bridgewater
Tebows before Hoes / Tim Tebow
Munchen on Bundchen / Tom Brady
Romophobic / Tony Romo
The Neverending Torrey / Torrey Smith
My Richardson is pitching a Trent / Trent Richardson
Pardon Me Eiferted / Tyler Eifert
Cruz Control / Victor Cruz
Welker, Texas Ranger / Wes Welker
My Ball Zach Ertz / Zach Ertz
It Ertz when Eifert / Zach Ertz & Tyler Eifert

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