Attention California, STOP KISSING TURTLES!Attention California, STOP KISSING TURTLES!Their breath will not smell like pizza, and you might catch Salmonella!Timmy!Timmy!
Derby Dashed, Turtles go in Slow, Steady RaceDerby Dashed, Turtles go in Slow, Steady RaceThe Kentucky Derby will now be run Sept. 5 to kick off Labor Day weekend and that means the first Saturday in May has yielded to the legs of a bunch of turtles.Associated PressAssociated Press