10 Photos Showing What a Jay Inslee Presidency Would Look Like [HUMOR]
Washington State Governor Jay Inslee announced he will be running for President in 2020 on a pro-environment platform. Here's what that might look like:
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Cover White House in Solar Panels
That's a lot of roof area!
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Free-Range Fowl on White House Lawn
Who doesn't like fresh eggs?
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Woody Harrelson as Secretary of Defense
He quit the dope and has never been sharper.
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Return of Vice President Al Gore
He's baaaack!
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Windmill on Washington Monument
After Spiderman tore it up renovations were needed anyway.
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New Secretary of ORGANIC Agriculture (USDOA)
It will eventually supplant the original after all the GMO lovers pass away from early deaths.
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PRIUS ONE
It takes a little longer to get to Asia but it's totally worth it.
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Decorate the White House for Earth Day
No more cutting down trees for these White House festivities!
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New National Museum of Composting
I'd go, wouldn't you?
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Methane Capturing in Capitol Building
There are a lot of wind bags, hot air and flatulence inside that building -- enough to be self-sufficient!